Chapter 3652 Getting Over Edie (Erotic Bang):>Ep7
- Paddy's karaoke is New York's own version of American Idol. Each week vocal hopefuls step up to the mic, showing off their singing chops. The best singer is voted by round of applause, winning a hundred bucks and bragging rights for the week. Paddy's on Saturday night was a tradition going back to college when my buddy Benny and I were fortunate enough to score fake IDs.
- She wasn't the kind of girl you'd normally see in a place like Paddy's. Most of the girls in the bar were pretty, cute post college grads and office girls. Not unfortunate looking by any means, but nothing spectacular. But E, she was more than that. She was a fucking knockout, the definition of my thirteen-year-old boy fantasies brought to life.
- When she stepped on stage, I wasn't sure what to expect. She was stunning; the kind of girl who's so smokin' it makes your mouth go dry. I had to down my whole pint to hydrate my throat. As she stepped up to the mic, I prepared myself for a rendition of some crappy 90s pop song that would make my ears bleed.